Top 50 Weed Jokes

Prepare to giggle and grin with these top 50 weed jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone! From classic stoner humor to witty cannabis puns, we’ve gathered the best jokes for your enjoyment. So, sit back, relax, and let the laughter begin!

Weed Jokes 😊

1. Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because pot holder was already taken.
2. What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A pot-astrophe!
3. How do you know you’re a true stoner? When your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
4. What do you call a pothead with two spliffs? Double-jointed.
5. What’s the difference between a stoner and a tiktoker? A stoner knows how to pass the joint.
6. How do you know when you have smoked enough pot? When you start looking for the directions on how to use a lighter.
7. What do you call a stoner who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
8. Why did the stoner plant Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.
9. How do you hide pot from a stoner? Put it in his work boots.
10. What do you call a stoner flying a spaceship? A high-ronaut.
11. Why did the stoner refuse to play cards? He was afraid of high stakes.
12. What do you call a stoner’s dream job? A budtender.
13. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side…of the joint.
14. What do you call a stoner’s favorite candy? Reefer’s Pieces.
15. How do stoners stay cool in the summer? They use a pot fan.
16. What’s a stoner’s favorite pizza topping? Baked ziti.
17. Why did the stoner go to art school? To learn how to draw better joints.
18. What do you call a stoner’s autobiography? A joint memoir.
19. Why don’t stoners get into arguments? Because they just hash it out.
20. What do you call a stoner’s favorite instrument? A high-hat.
21. How do you know when a stoner is on a diet? They only eat pot brownies.
22. What do you call a stoner who can play the piano? A high-key genius.
23. How do fish get high? Seaweed.
24. What do you call a stoner with a green thumb? A cannabotanist.
25. What do you call a stoner who loves math? A high-rithmetic enthusiast.
26. Why do stoners make great detectives? They’re always looking for the hidden stash.
27. What do you call a stoner’s favorite TV show? “High” Met Your Mother.
28. Why did the stoner refuse to be a chef? He couldn’t handle the pot.
29. What do you call a stoner who’s also a baker? A pot-sier.
30. Why are stoners always calm during a storm? They know how to stay mellow.
31. What’s a stoner’s favorite type of music? Jazz cabbage.
32. How do you greet a stoner on their birthday? “High” and happy birthday!
33. What do stoners call their morning coffee? A wake and bake.
34. Why do stoners love camping? They enjoy getting toasted by the campfire.
35. What do you call a stoner’s favorite dance move? The toke-a-dote.
36. Why did the stoner become a gardener? He had a green high-thumb.
37. What do stoners call their favorite superhero? The Incredible Hulk.
38. What do you call a stoner’s favorite sandwich? A peanut butter and jelly high.
39. Why do stoners love the beach? They enjoy the high tide.
40. What’s a stoner’s favorite type of exercise? High-ro-bics.
41. What do you call a stoner’s favorite dessert? Baked Alaska.
42. Why did the stoner go to the doctor? He had a case of the munchies.
43. What do stoners call their favorite board game? High and Seek.
44. Why do stoners love playing basketball? They’re great at scoring high.
45. What’s a stoner’s favorite type of car? A high-brid.
46. What do you call a stoner’s favorite drink? A highball.
47. Why did the stoner become a pilot? He wanted to reach new highs.
48. What do you call a stoner’s favorite movie? High Noon.
49. Why do stoners love roller coasters? They enjoy the high-speed thrill.
50. What’s a stoner’s favorite type of weather? High pressure.

Well, that’s it for our top 50 weed jokes! We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and brightened your day. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so don’t hesitate to share these jokes with your friends and fellow cannabis enthusiasts. Stay high-spirited, and happy toking!

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